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Revision as of 19:00, 23 April 2011
| Joseph Corcoran | |
| Residence | Pinafore |
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| Nationality | Fenspace Convention |
| Other names | Joe, Josie (in female guise or among the Senshi) |
| Occupation | Captain of the Pinafore |
| Employer | self-employed |
| Height | varies between 5'4" and 6'4" |
| Weight | 200 lbs. |
| Partner | Tabitha Doe |
| Children | Blossom, Bubbles, Buttercup (AI "daughters") |
Primary Writer: Foxboy
- Age: 37
- Height: varies between 5'4" and 6'4"
- Weight: 200 lbs.
- Build: varies
- Hair: varies
- Eyes: varies
- Common Dress: Neo-Victorian Pseudo-Military apparel aboard the Pinafore or on Station, the Hardsuit Toni (AI) in extra-vehicular situations.
- Aliases: Joe, Josie (in female guise or among the Senshi)
Notable Mundane Attributes
- Community Theater: Trained singer, and orator, with experience in several musicals. His dancing is lackluster.
- O sole mio!: One of the first Gondoliers. Skilled enough to have made oodles of money while piloting the Pearl Forrester.
- Sesquipedalianism is the Pinnacle of Erudition: Extensive vocabulary.
Handwavium Abilities
- The 'Wavium Mystique: Through a handwavium-laced physiology, he can assume the form of any humanoid within six inches height of his "neutral" height of 5'10". Mass remains constant, so a teeny female form will have very dense bones and musculature, while a huge bodybuilder is mostly air.
Quirks
- Popeye's addiction: in order to activate a metamorphosis, he must scarf a serving of Spotted Dick. To that end, he keeps several cases of a canned version of the English dessert aboard the Pinafore.
- I DON'T LIKE SPAM!: he finds that he needs "English" cuisine to feel "normal." Bangers and Mash, Fish and Chips, and so on. He loves pasties (pronounced PAST- ease) but never eats them aboard the Pinafore due to a Cornish superstition about them and ships.
Stories
Captain Corcoran has played a role in the following stories:
- With Liberty And Great Justice...
- Whys and Wherefores? Never Mind.
- The Fall of Crystal Osaka
- foo
- bar
